Funny Captions

The world's cutest goat, Baarbie, is being taken for a ride in her mother goats car this afternoon.

Baarbie ate all of the cookies from the cookie jar and was puking and wobbling around the house.

Hector the hedgehog learns to fly on a beautiful summer day, using his glorious arms to soar through the sky. 

Hector spends hours practicing flying through the air at his favorite beach.

Today, 3 year old child is taken over by a giant sushi roll and is now waddling around the town.

Sushi girl had to roll down stairs, waddle through doorways and eat her way out to survive!

Current Events Quiz 3.3

1. Monday, page A1 (front page) - "Most food trailers..." - What are the THREE biggest difference for food trailers and the inspection process versus brick-and-mortar restaurants, according to the article?
Refrigeration, lack of constant source or water, and electricity. 
2. Monday, page B5 - "Twitter latest to..." - What does Perfect Forward Secrecy do?
It adds an extra layer of security, protecting users passwords and private information. 
3. Monday, page C4 - "Report: Investigator will..." - What is the current situation for Jonathan Martin?
He has been and will continue being interviewed because he has said he's been bullied and harassed by teammates. 
4. Sunday, Page C1 - "Time for some parting shots" - What was Mike Leggett's final parting statement to his friends on the Statesman staff?
"If you've never drunk beer in the parking lot on a Saturday night or made out in a dark room, you've never worked at a newspaper."

5. Sunday, Page D1 - "Blueprint" - What portion of the Blueprint caught your eye first when I directed you to the page?
All of the food, mostly the turkey. 
6. Sunday, Page E1 - "I, Robot..." - Do you think robots will have an active role in your life in the future? Why or why not?
I think robots will have an active role in my life in the future because the advances in technology are moving rapidly. I wouldn't be surprised if robots came into play, and it seems they already are. Siri is kind of like a robot, right? It's already happening!!!

Current Events Quiz 3.2

1. Thursday, Page A5 "Ancient Boy's DNA..." What were the two surprises about the remains of the boy in Siberia"
The boys DNA matched Western Europeans. His DNA also matched a large proportion of the dNA of living Native Americans.
2. Thursday, Page B5 "11-year old boy honored..." What paragraph did you learn the following information:


Who: First
What: Second
Where: Third
When: Not said
Why: Second
How: Second

3. Thursday, Page D1 "No Barriers" What is so different about this tv show? What are some of the ways deaf people communicate with the hearing, according to the story?
Joel Barrish travels to countries interviewing deaf people. He learned how a deaf chef for a catering business has his staff write down what he needs to prepare ahead of time. 


4. Sunday (Nov. 17), Page A13 "Lincoln' true words" What was the most important difference between the supposed different versions of his famous speech, according to the article?
The most important difference between the supposed different versions of his famous speech was that "under God" is not in the Nicolay or Hay drafts, but are in the 3 that Lincoln produced. 


5. Sunday (Nov. 17) Page E5 "Now you can sail..." What does this app do and why is it significant to people who like John Lennon?
The app is loaded with interactive features, music, photos and interviews that are about John Lennon's life. It's significant to people who like John Lennon because it let's them experience John Lennon's life on a whole new level.
Now take the rest of the period to read the following article:

Sunday (Nov 17) Page E1 "Nov. 22, 1963" It is written across three pages, so make sure you read the entire thing!!!

Write two paragraphs about what you learned from reading this story.


Reading this story, I learned a lot about how the JFK's assassination, effected almost very one, in a unique way. Lucy Johnson who wrote the article, shares her experience about the day that he was assassinated. She was in class at school when she found out, and was very worried about her parents because they were also in Texas.

She shares the stories of the students who went to go watch his speech and write reports about it. So many students and teenagers of that time, were really affected by the assassination. They could relate to JFK because he was so young and exciting, and it really hurt people to see what happened. I learned that this sort of thing doesn't just affect the families, it affects each individual person, in a different way. 

Lonestar Dispatch Issue #2

NEWS

Silver Stars participate in Champions 4 Children

The Bowie Silver Stars are involved in the Champions 4 children organization. The Silver Stars are also holding auditions this month.

Who? Silver Stars

What? Champions 4 Children

Where? Westlake game

When? October

Why? To help raise funds for families who have children with rare or undiagnosed diseases.

How? Let children come on field

Who was quoted in the story? Jennifer Dawson, Maddie Hacking, and Corin Taylor

What quote was the strongest in your opinion? "Never underestimate what you're capable of. It will be had and there will be things that don't go perfectly, but potential is something the judges look for".

Did the lead sentence make you want to keep reading? Yes

Was the conclusion a quote or a statement? Quote

COMMENTARY

First lunch causes hunger throughout the school day

Students are upset about the problems with first lunch compared to second. Students are left hungry by the end of the day and less focused.

Who? Bowie Students

What? First lunch

Where? Bowie High School

When? This year.

Why? It's causing a lot of problems

How? Students being hungry in class, hungry at the end of the day, and less focused.

Who was quoted in the story? No one

What quote was the strongest in your opinion? None

Did the lead sentence make you want to keep reading? Yes

Was the conclusion a quote or a statement? Statement

STUDENT LIFE

Rain doesn't just go away for the Huebner's household

Senior Tristan Huebner at Bowie, experienced flooding in his house during the flash floods. The water flooded most of his house.

Who? Tristan Huebner

What? Flash flood

Where? Austin, Texas/ Huebners home

When? October 12th-13th

Why? The flash flooding

How? Rooms and backyard flooding

Who was quoted in the story? Tristan Huebner and Dan Huebner

What quote was the strongest in your opinion? "I've lived there all my life and it was tough on me so I can only imagine how bad it was on my dad"

Did the lead sentence make you want to keep reading? Yes

Was the conclusion a quote or a statement? Statement

ENTERTAINMENT

STC brings shows to kids

The Starlight Theatre Company put on Children Shows performances. They traveled around Austin to different elementary schools as well as performed at Bowie.

Who? STC

What? Children's Shows

Where? Elementary schools

When? Nov 12-13th

Why? To entertain kids

How? Traveling to different elementary schools

Who was quoted in the story? Christian Haddad and Kalyn Holloway

What quote was the strongest in your opinion? "I have full confidence of the students in the company. I think they have gained knowledge that they need from class with us and that they've made great decisions with their children shows."

Did the lead sentence make you want to keep reading? Yes

Was the conclusion a quote or a statement? Statement

TRENDS AND CULINARY

"Water bottle craze" kicks disposables to the curb

The trend of water bottles is becoming an extremely common item for Bowie students to carry around. The camelBak and Thermoses are the most popular.

Who? Bowie students

What? Water bottles

Where? Bowie High School

When? This year

Why? Students are using Camelbaks and Thermoses more often

How? They're easy to use and keep water cooler

Who was quoted in the story? Daniela Diaz, Cody Wooten, Amaris Teter and Miriam Diaz

What quote was the strongest in your opinion? "During the longer class periods I tend to crave water because it keeps me awake and feeling refreshed."

Did the lead sentence make you want to keep reading? No

Was the conclusion a quote or a statement? Quote

SPORTS

Lady 'Dawgs hungry and focused

The Lady 'Dawgs basketball team is starting their new season. They are working hard to keep their title.

Who? Lady 'Dawgs

What? New season

Where? James Bowie High School

When? November

Why? They are working extremely hard

How? staying focused and working hard every day

Who was quoted in the story? Kianna Ray, Alyssa Kuykendall, and Riley

What quote was the strongest in your opinion? "As a team we have a really good bond and it really helps with our chemistry on the court"

Did the lead sentence make you want to keep reading? Yes

Was the conclusion a quote or a statement? Statement

ENTERTAINMENT

STC brings shows to kids

The STC brings excitement to elementary students all over Austin with their Children's Show performances.

Feature Writing Preview

1. What is the difference between a hard news lead (lede) and the one you read above?
The one I read above had a lot of information, while the hard news lead was interesting with facts ands news.2. What paragraph(s) did you learn the following information?
a. Who: 1
b. What: 1
c. Where: 1
d. When: 2
e. Why: 3
f. How: 25-26

3. Are there quotes in this story?
Yes.4. Are those quotes arranged in the "quote-transiton" style we used in news writing?
Some.5. Who is quoted in the story?
Williams, Mcloughlin, Chenoweth, Andrews, Florentino, and Cormier6. What quote is the most powerful in the story, in your opinion?
"He said to me: 'Radios is defined (as) theater of mind,"7. How many paragraphs is the story?
338. How many words is the story (hint: you can copy and paste into Word and get a word count)?
7629. What is significant about the lead (lede) and the final paragraph of the story?
They both start with "That word".10. Why do you think the writer did that with the lead (lede) and final paragraph?
I think he used it to show how important it is to the article.11. Was the story interesting to read?
Yes.12. When you finished the story, but BEFORE you watched the video, did you want to hear the voice?
Yes.
13. Multimedia approaches are powerful tools, what impact did the video have when watched directly after reading the story?
The video helped better understand as well as hearing his voice.14. Would the story have lost its impact without the video?
Not entirely, but yes.15. Did the writer try to come up with a way for you to hear the voice, i.e. did he try to describe the voice or give you a way to "hear" the voice without really hearing it?
Yes16. How did the writer do that?
The words that he used, for example he used the term "baritone".

Current Events Quiz 3.1

1. In Thursday's paper on page D1in the story called "Flatbed taking on key role in arts," what is the main focus of the story? Please be specific and summarize the entire story.

An art gallery in Austin called Flatbed, started out as a small business on the corner of a small street but soon became bigger when they moved the location. Now it's part of the Gallery Shoal Creek as of this year. 

2. On the side of that story, there is a "sidebar" with additional information about arts in Austin. What types of information were provided in those sidebars that you didn't get from reading the "Flatbed" story?

The sidebar talks about the East Austin tours as well as specific artists.

3. In Wednesday's paper on page D1 in the story called "Formula one for success," what is the main focus of the story? Please be specific and summarize the entire story.

This article is about a man experiencing Formula One and finding it as a true passion, when he was in England with his father. After that he traveled to different places to watch the races, and how everywhere he goes there is unique food. Now he cooks meals based on where the Formula circus is racing that week. He shares a story about when he tried to cook fish heads for China but miserably failed by cooking them too long.

4. What does the writer do that causes you to keep reading the article even if you don't care about cooking, or formula one car racing?

He talks about each of his experiences and you never know what is going to happen in these situations that he is in.

5. What techniques did the page editors at the Austin American Statesman use to break up the lengthy text present in that story?

They split the story up on two different pages, as well as putting  additional information about the story on the sidebar, like a recipe. 

6. In Tuesday's paper on page D1 in the story called "Hug to out is the ethos of Roy Spence," 

what is the main focus of the story? Please be specific and summarize the entire story.

This article is about a man, Dale Roe who is very uncomfortable about hugging, meeting a man named Roy Spence who wrote a book about hugging and all of its forms. Spence experienced extreme loneliness being away from his family, when he felt a feeling of warmth as if he had been hugged, which inspired him to write a book about it. His book talks about mental hugs, and life lessons he has received from his dad. Roe explains how after his interview with Spence, he felt more comfortable about hugging. 

7. Would you want to get a hug from Roy Spence? Why or Why not.

Current Events Quiz 2.4

1. Who is the new UT Athletic Director, or what school did he come from (first or last name)?

Steve Patterson

2. Did the affordable housing bond pass?

Yes

3. Why is the county about to pay almost $50,000 to move a tree?

The tree was dangerously low to the ground and near the road.

4. What is the 15th state to allow gay marriage?

Illinois

5. What country just launched a mission to Mars?

India

Answer the questions below, please write at least a paragraph (3-5 sentences):

REMINDER - Some of you are not writing enough here. A single sentence isn't enough. I expect you to expand upon your writing. If you think you have written enough, you haven't, write more. Be sure to answer WHY you think something.

1. A Miami Dolphin football player, named Richie Incognito, was just suspended this week from the team for allegedly bullying a teammate, named Jonathan Martin, so much that Martin walked out in the middle of the day just before practice and has not returned to the team. Feedback from the league has been mixed. Some former players say that this kind of thing should never happened and that the severity of the bullying went way over the line, while others say that Martin needed to deal with the situation behind closed door and that he is a "sissy" and a "tattletale". Do you think that professional football players should be held do a different standard when it comes to these types of incidents because its a "Mans" sport or not? WHY? (MAKE SURE TO ANSWER WHY?) Do you think that Incognito should be allowed to play again? WHY? Do you think the other Dolphin players will welcome Martin back to the team with open arms? WHY?

I don't think football players should be held to a higher standard because it's a "Mans" sport because the way you handle situations like these, never changes throughout life. People are bullied and people respond in all different ways depending on who you are. The way Jonathan Martin reacted is acceptable because that is who he is. Bullying isn't a good thing no matter who you are, so someone shouldn't have to be forced to go through it or be called a "sissy" if they are upset and try and do something about it. I think Incognito should be allowed to play again under the circumstances that he won't continue to bully anyone. I think this because if he realizes what he's doing is wrong, and knows the second he bullies someone he will be banned from playing, he hopefully won't do it again. I think some of the players may accept Martin back to the team but others will inevitably look down on him or look at him as weak. I think this because this debate wouldn't be going on if there wasn't a side that disagreed with Martins actions.